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If you’re curious about how younger people are celebrating the holiday season this year, I’m here for you: they sing Rizzmas Christmas songs to each other with lyrics like “On the first day or Rizzmas, my gyat gave me a toilet.”, skibidi.” You decorate yours too Fortnite Avatars with festive Skibidi toilet skins and watch MrBeast’s new game show. The Beast Games.
The Rise of Rizzmas Carols
This year the children are celebrating the holiday by singing:Rizzma’s Christmas Carols“with lines like “Cover the halls with branches of sigmas.” Basically, these are colloquial, brain-rotting versions of Christmas carols. Check out “It’s Beginning to Look a Gyat like Rizzmas” to see what I mean:
For reasons unknown to anyone, this brain rot version of “Last Christmas” (“Last Rizzmas”) has been viewed a million and a half times on TikTok:
A favorite song to parody if you really want to cram in as many Gen A references as possible is “12 Days of Rizzmas,” in which your Rizzler might give you Nine Sigmas moggings…
…or 10 Skibidi toilets.
Before you complain about the future of the holidays, ask yourself how many times you sang “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg” as a child. (If you asked your parents, they would probably answer: “far too many.”) And if you just don’t know what any of these newer slang words mean, my constantly updated guide is here for you Gen Z and Gen A slang.
Skibidi toilet comes too Fortnite
While we’re doing brain rot, we’re talking about the Skibidi toilet coming to us Fortnite. The “Skibidi Toilet Bundle” includes a Skibidi Toilet skin, two versions of Plungerman, a Skibidi backpack, and the Plungerman pistons, all for 2,200 V-Bucks. But be quick, it’s only available until December 28th.
If none of the above makes sense to you, allow me to translate: Fortnite is an extremely popular competitive online game. Skibidi toilet is an extremely popular web series on YouTube (at least among the younger target group). Skins allow players to “dress up” their in-game avatars, all of which cost V-Bucks, the online currency Fortnite. At the current exchange rate, 2,200 V-Bucks equals about $20, so kids can now spend $20 to look like Skibidi toilet characters while playing Fortnite. If you’re looking for a last-minute gift for the 11-year-old in your life, stay tuned to the V-Bucks.
TikTok gets nostalgic with Google Maps
For many, the end of the year is a time of bittersweet reflection, and TikTok denizens are getting into the spirit in interesting ways. The latest trend on social media is to post videos of virtual time travel: finding familiar places in Google Maps street view and then virtually traveling back in time by looking at previous photos to determine who or what is no longer there . For example, this TikToker misses her grandparents, but somewhere on Google Maps they are still alive and working in the front yard:
On the driveway, people find their own chalk drawings:
People see themselves waiting for the school bus:
People catch each other in the driveway on a first date:
Many people find beloved pets sunning themselves in the garden without realizing how little time they have left:
Even if no one was hit by Google’s map car, just one missing car in a driveway is enough to leave people off guard:
If you want to know how your home has changed over the years, here’s how to do it:
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Open the Google Maps app or go to Google Maps page.
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Enter your address
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Click “Show Street View”
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Click on “View more events”
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Pick a year and see if it makes you cry
Man brings flowers to date, gets flamed
X user @Thehullboy posted a photo of himself about to go on a date last week, drawing the ire and fury of countless X users. See if you can guess what he did wrong:
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If you said “nothing,” congratulations, you’re not a bitter idiot. According to the Man-o-Sphere types, incels, and other intelligent garbage heaps, however, this is what the guy should do not I brought the girl flowers. Some example comments:
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To be fair, many commenters on this guy’s post support his decision to bring a bouquet of flowers on a date, pointing out that it’s a cute and somewhat adorable thing to do on a date. In response, angry men point out that these comments come from Womenand what do women know about what women like? In other words, something has gone terribly wrong for many, many young men.
Viral Video of the Week: The first episode of “The Beast Games”
Mr. Beast has 338 million followers YouTube channell, more than anyone else in the world, but this month he’s switching to more traditional streaming by hosting his own game show on Amazon Prime Video. The Beast Games is like a real version of Squid game Here, 1,000 ordinary people compete for a $5 million prize in the endurance tests and competitions that MrBeast has made so popular on his YouTube channel. criticism Do not i like itsync it”$100 million worth of vapid YouTube nonsense” And “about what you would expect from an ever-busy eyewear retailer like MrBeast.“The kids seem to like it, though: almost 100 million people watched the first episode on YouTube in less than a week. For comparison: around 123 million people saw the last Super Bowl.
